Mary Poppins, a few years later...

[fallenpegasus]

I woke up this morning with snippets of X-rated filks of songs and scenes from Disney's "Mary Poppins" running thru my head.



It started with someone singing "I Love To Fuck", and decended from there to "With Two Pounds For Dildo and Lube", "Just a Spoonful of Lube, Helps The Penis Go In", and then "It's a VERY Jolly Holiday with Mary".

And the the plot started resolving, wherein Mary Poppins returns several years later, again to Jane and Michael Banks, to continue their education. She is a witch, after all, and sex magic is one of her many many talents...

Mary got out her tape measure, to affirm and declare that Jane had become a well developed ingenue, and Michael had indeed grown to be a very well formed young man...

Mrs. Banks is learning a whole new social group activity with the other women at her Suffragettes Society Meetings...

A crowd of burly dirty naked chimney sweeps showed up to visit Mr. Banks...



At which point, a fuse blew in my erotic imagination.

Comments

[pixie-paige.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!
*giggles*

[fallenpegasus]

Have you read Moore's "Lost Girls"?

The re-imaging of Tinkerbell is ... really really twisted.

[hollyking.livejournal.com]

I just started reading that tonight. So far I'm enjoying quite a lot. I like your twist to Mary Poppins too.

[damashita.livejournal.com]

*shudders* Ok... i know i was warned... i know i did this to myself... but Arrgggh. As a Mary Poppins fan... and the mother of 2 boys who, in a few years, will be young men a la Daniel Radcliffe in Equus, i am having a hard enough time with thoughts that require frequent scrubbing with a wire brush... this is just wrong... and yet i wonder when the movie will come out. :) And if we can get Mr. Radcliffe to star in it. :D

[katestine.livejournal.com]

*makes note to NEVER have what fallenpegasus had for dinner*

[fallenpegasus]

Literally what I had for dinner was homemade cream of mushroom soup.

More likely what "brought it on" was reading Moore's "Lost Girls", then hot tubbing with 3 beautiful ladies, at a party where a number of my lovers were attending, and then taking one of them to bed with me...