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Sadly, the the fake girls who want to friend me on MySpace aren't as freaky as krow's or brad's.
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I think the plural of "mutex" is "annoyance".

I prefer to read in the nude, the way God intended.

Hi! I'm from the Church of Ethical Living and Bountiful Loving. Have you heard of casual sex? Would you like to know more?

What is the word for a plurality of lesbians? A "fist"!
And what's the plurality of gay men? An "enthusiasm".

That outfit is even more flamboyant than yesterday's.
But yesterday I was wearing FM boots, microskirt, and a bustier!
Yeah, but this dress has more colors.

Doesn't anyone have a television anymore? I wanna watch Desperate Housewives in an hour!
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I woke up this morning with snippets of X-rated filks of songs and scenes from Disney's "Mary Poppins" running thru my head.

Read this only if you really mean to... )

At which point, a fuse blew in my erotic imagination.
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Java: The COBOL of the 21st century.
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NASA will of course polish everything anyhow, but that's because NASA is run by rich communists who are quite unclear about basic economics. The Russian space program is run by impoverished captialists, who know the value of a dollar. link
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"He thought he could walk on water.

That's what sank the ship."
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Image. SFW. )


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