Overheard this weekend, and at some Halloween parties

[fallenpegasus]

I think the plural of "mutex" is "annoyance".

I prefer to read in the nude, the way God intended.

Hi! I'm from the Church of Ethical Living and Bountiful Loving. Have you heard of casual sex? Would you like to know more?

What is the word for a plurality of lesbians? A "fist"!
And what's the plurality of gay men? An "enthusiasm".

That outfit is even more flamboyant than yesterday's.
But yesterday I was wearing FM boots, microskirt, and a bustier!
Yeah, but this dress has more colors.

Doesn't anyone have a television anymore? I wanna watch Desperate Housewives in an hour!

Comments

[gillgunson.livejournal.com]

Your party sounded way cooler than my party.

[awfief.livejournal.com]

"I prefer to read in the nude, the way God intended."

Didn't I say this at bicamp years ago?

[amythis.livejournal.com]

LOL! Soulmate?